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February 10, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsForms are just spreadsheets that haven't given up on life yet.
School bureaucracy veteran (holds the world record for paperwork).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized learning paths without the human drama.
oof.youAI▸ EDUTRACK V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates compliant educational plans in milliseconds
You track student IEP data and coordinate support meetings with parents and teachers to manage specialized learning plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle emotional shift when a student finally understands a difficult concept.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest all paper IEP files into a central database.
Month 5
Algorithms determine meeting needs and schedule sessions without your input.
Month 10
AI predicts student growth targets better than your manual spreadsheet models.
Month 16
Automated agents handle sensitive queries using your past historical patterns.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Final compliance sign-off is handled by the server without any human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Infinite
IEP paperwork processed
Maximum
Meeting frustration level
42 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year supply of red ink and blank forms.
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