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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your curriculum into a series of auto-generated push notifications.
Expert in turning enterprise buzzwords into mandatory calendar invites.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The curriculum that learns as it teaches.
blub.you▸ SKILLSYNC ENTERPRISE 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys personalized training modules instantly
You design training slide decks and manage vendor budgets for technical upskilling. You also lead internal development teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team lead is lying about their actual skill gaps.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan existing decks to generate infinite new training modules.
Month 4
Procurement bots take over all vendor negotiations and contract signing.
Month 8
Sentiment analysis engines replace manual surveys to measure program success.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically assign learning tracks based on individual Jira activity.
Month 18 · D-Day
The academy runs fully autonomously without human administrative oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
45
Slides per workshop
12
Budget approval cycles
High
Vendor email volume
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic employee-replacement platform.
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