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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating permissions so nobody can access the mandatory training modules anymore.
Gatekeeper of the most boring videos on the internet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that hates human learning.
blub.you▸ LMS-ELIMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your user account at midnight
You manage the servers for company-wide e-learning portals and troubleshoot login issues for frustrated staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to fail just by the humming noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools start tracking your logs and finding your mistakes.
Month 4
Smart agents take over the repetitive reporting and database cleaning.
Month 8
An AI chatbot handles every login request better than you do.
Month 12
The entire server cluster migrates to a fully managed cloud.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as you become completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Sub-millisecond
Ticket resolution speed
99.999 percent
Uptime
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct training portal.
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