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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just data entry with a nicer font.
Expert at finding typos in seventy-page legal documents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting truth from legal fluff.
stretchy.youAI▸ CONTRACTPARSER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden termination clauses in seconds
You review complex lease agreements to extract financial data. The machine does it faster, cheaper, and never misses clauses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a weird lease clause matters to a human landlord.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software digitizes every physical lease in your filing system.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies standard rent escalation terms across your portfolio.
Month 8
The software alerts you only when a clause is truly weird.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all standard CAM calculations without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2400
Spreadsheets processed per hour
4 percent
Human error rate
0.0001 percent
Inaccuracy probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's software.
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