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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour empathy is just a latency issue we haven't patched yet.
Professional listener, spreadsheet wrangler, and professional excuse maker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics with zero human drama.
glub.youAI▸ FLEETFLOW MANAGER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects angry callers into a silence loop
You juggle recall admin and garage bookings while pretending to care about employee development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to explode before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI suggests better replies so you sound less like a robot.
Month 4
Software talks directly to garage systems, killing your booking calls.
Month 8
System sends all recall notices and tracks responses without your help.
Month 13
AI replaces your training sessions with better, shorter video modules.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to log off permanently as the platform handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
99.9 percent
Call script adherence
zero seconds
Average hold time
all
Garage disputes resolved
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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