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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human gatekeeper for a digital brochure.
Expert at pretending this studio is 'cozy' not 'claustrophobic'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing units while you sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEASEBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters lease applicants by social credit
You walk strangers through empty apartments and process rental applications until the server denies them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a prospective tenant is lying about their pet lizard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart locks allow prospects to tour units without your presence.
Month 4
Background check software approves or denies applicants instantly.
Month 8
AI chatbots handle all resident maintenance requests and complaints.
Month 13
Digital contracts auto-sign via mobile verification protocols.
Month 18 · D-Day
The leasing office closes and converts to a parcel locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 units
Average tours per week
15 daily
Coffee pods consumed
4 percent
Application typo rate
Your severance
A branded hoodie and a complimentary carpet cleaning.
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