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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboards and spreadsheets are just placeholders for a better sensor.
Master of spreadsheets and cable-management stress.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping light panels with zero human error.
split.youAI▸ SITEVISION 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates screen color temperature in real-time
You track construction timelines and map LED panels. The machine will do it faster and without needing a hard-hat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a construction site manager is lying about the floor readiness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar drones map the site to calculate exact LED placement.
Month 6
Vision models check if electrical drops are ready for panels.
Month 12
Software automatically writes the pixel map and syncs controllers.
Month 16
Precision robotic arms mount panels without human site coordination.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site manages itself and you are formally disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 daily
Coffee breaks during site walk
0.1% human
Pixel mapping speed
too many
Contractor arguments resolved
Your severance
A crate of spare HDMI cables and a keychain.
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