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the 1890s
Already deprecatedYour hobby was literally applying medicinal worms to human skin.
Historical specialist in slimy blood-sucking career paths.
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Science killed the worm.
split.you▸ PHARMA-LOGIC 2000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1890SAI's Special Power
replaces leeches with sterile pills
You manually applied leeches for bloodletting rituals. You are currently redundant by medical progress.
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You were genuinely brave for keeping a bucket of parasites on your desk.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Doctors realize bloodletting is mostly just making people weaker.
1870
Hospitals begin to ban the use of messy parasite jars.
1885
Chemical anticoagulants render the humble leech completely unnecessary.
1895
Patients stop trusting people who keep worms in jars.
Already
The trade officially ceases to be a human profession.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12
Leeches applied per hour
45%
Infection risk percentage
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very clean bucket.
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