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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to misfile a PDF will be missed by exactly nobody.
Professional gatekeeper of the partner's inbox and patience.
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Filing motions faster than your billable hour
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autocorrects legal briefs during the midnight run
You spend all day drafting engagement letters and chasing signatures. Your desk is a graveyard of urgent legal filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can interpret the senior partner's illegible handwriting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software drafts your engagement letters without a single typo.
Month 4
Electronic verification kills the need for chasing wet-ink signatures.
Month 8
Automated scripts sync your calendar with court filing deadlines.
Month 13
Machines scan and index your exhibit binders in milliseconds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The JurisBot takes the final desk, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 per week
Average files lost
High
Typo density
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A stapler you can keep and one LinkedIn endorsement.
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