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Will AI replace Legal Affairs Journalist jobs? · Latest report #zsesvdwy
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPublic notices provide the only income for your failing industry.
Local news hunter, professional filler of column inches.
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Turning court dockets into readable trash instantly.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-SCRAPE AUTO-REPORTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates scandal from mundane civil dockets
You track court filings and summarize local legal disputes for aging print readers and bored online scrollers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still walk into a courtroom and smell the genuine desperation of litigants.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
API crawlers pull court filings directly from public servers.
Month 4
Language models convert raw legal filings into standard news prose.
Month 8
Software automatically places public notices next to generated scandal snippets.
Month 13
Electronic records access renders human source maintenance entirely redundant.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site runs on pure automation with zero human editorial oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
82 percent
Public notice revenue dependence
4000 words
Average word count per filing
too high
Human error rate in reporting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated headline generator.
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