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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is dying, and honestly, nobody will miss it.
Junior associate (formerly human, now just a billable error).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
help!youAI▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters infinite discovery documents in seconds
You draft contracts, conduct endless discovery, and bill time. Your existence keeps law firm partners comfortably rich.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the performative sigh when a partner demands a weekend draft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI models ingest your entire history of contract templates.
Month 5
Vision models flag relevant evidence faster than a paralegal team.
Month 12
Contracts are generated instantly based on specific firm precedents.
Month 17
Automated status updates replace your manual email summaries.
Year 2 · D-Day
The billable hour is fully automated and you are transitioned out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
94 percent
Billable hours wasted
12,000
Discovery documents ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of Westlaw access.
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