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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to bill hours is ironically the first thing we cut.
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glub.youAI▸ LEXINVOICE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates fee write-downs before lawyers wake up
You chase partners for timesheets and push invoices through accounting software. Your desk is a graveyard of unbilled time.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which partner actually pays the firm back.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software pulls your billing history to learn partner habits.
Month 3
The system writes and sends draft invoices to senior partners.
Month 6
Bots automatically nag partners for their timesheets via Slack.
Month 10
Clients now view and approve invoices via an automated link.
Month 14 · D-Day
The firm deletes your login and moves to full automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 days
Average invoice delay
4,000 yearly
Partner excuses processed
89 percent
WIP audit accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our invoice auditing software.
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