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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your hourly paper-shuffling into a frictionless liability-free revenue stream.
Professional cat-herder of medical records and angry clients
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oof.youAI▸ LITIGABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates medical record acquisition via persistent bots
Coordinates medical record retrieval, manages client communications, and organizes litigation timelines. Replaced by algorithmic case-flow optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the emotional labor of convincing clients to accept low-ball settlements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software instantly parses medical records into structured, searchable digital fields.
Month 5
Adaptive agents handle all routine follow-up calls with medical providers for missing files.
Month 10
Generative models produce demand packages customized to local jurisdiction requirements and historical data.
Month 15
A mobile interface manages all client expectations, eliminating the need for human status updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human case manager access revoked as the litigation flow achieves total autonomous synchronization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
120 active
Average case load
14 days
Medical record lag
85 wpm
Typing speed wpm
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research database software
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