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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour billable hours just became a high-speed data export.
Professional reader of fine print and billable hour enthusiast.
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Dispassionate law at a flat rate.
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filters discovery documents into instant summaries
Reviewing thousands of pages for case precedent and drafting binding contracts. Your billable cycle ends here.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors begin parsing your entire firm database for case patterns.
Week 11
Automated templates replace your standard contract drafting rituals.
Month 7
Pattern matching algorithms flag relevant evidence faster than any paralegal.
Month 14
A refined language model handles all routine legal consultation calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm offboards your login and transitions to full-cycle autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
100k pages/sec
Document processing speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Non-existent
Billable errors
Your severance
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