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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified software manual that charges billable hours.
Legal bridge-builder between legacy files and inevitable obsolescence
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing legal bottleneck with high-speed computation
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enforces mandatory adoption through automated billing blocks
You draft legal form templates and coerce busy attorneys into using new software tools. Your existence is essentially a glorified, high-fee help desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which partner will refuse to open the new software link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI crawlers ingest every form document to create a machine-optimized template library.
Month 3
Adaptive bots generate personalized video tutorials that actually force user attention.
Month 6
Predictive models evaluate legal tech ROI with zero human emotional bias.
Month 10
Software updates bypass attorney choice and lock them into optimized workflows.
Month 14 · D-Day
The legal innovation role is terminated as the system self-optimizes without human mediation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1200/yr
Billable hours wasted on email
14%
Attorney compliance rate
8 weeks
Form template latency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool you helped implement
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