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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your final months of scanning thousands of dusty court files.
Professional file-sorter and expert at printing documents upside down.
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Paperwork processed before the coffee goes cold.
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Interns organize case files, research legal precedents, and draft basic motions. They handle administrative chores for senior attorneys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fetch the specific brand of oat milk the partner likes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
High-speed scanners ingest all paper files into a central archive.
Month 3
Legal AI search engines identify precedents faster than any human intern.
Month 7
Templates generate perfect motions without needing your manual drafting time.
Month 10
Digital calendars handle all scheduling and partner demands automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office deletes your access as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4
Coffee runs per day
120
Documents scanned poorly
too many
Errors in citations
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm stapler.
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