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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning billable hours into unbillable brochure fluff until the robots arrive.
Professional cat-herder for litigators with too much ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable growth without the expensive lunch.
ow.you▸ JURISPITCH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates firm social media presence overnight
You track lead acquisition and manage firm branding. You spend hours massaging partner ego for social media posts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which partner has the most fragile ego.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your CRM is synced with our predictive sales engine.
Month 4
AI starts ghostwriting legal alerts better than the interns.
Month 10
Partners get a dashboard, bypassing your need for meetings.
Month 20
Software handles all ad spend and lead conversion logic.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The firm cancels your role to increase partner distributions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Infinite
Partner feedback sessions
Negligible
LinkedIn engagement rate
4 liters
Coffee consumed while editing
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale firm pens.
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