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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails that could be automated by scripts.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-scheduler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ JURISDICT-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters billable hours for maximum client profit
You chase billable hours and review drafts while pretending to supervise independent legal experts who hate your meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which partners are actually angry and which are just posturing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scrapes your spreadsheets to report team progress automatically.
Month 10
AI takes over document redline and formatting oversight from humans.
Month 20
A dynamic model assigns lawyers to cases based on data.
Year 2.5
The machine mimics your polite tone to calm angry partners.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
You are invited to a calendar event that does not exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
18 hours weekly
Time spent in useless calls
0.003 seconds
Email forwarding latency
Too high
Human error probability
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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