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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSoon you will be managing code that reviews itself into oblivion.
Gatekeeper of redacted pharmaceutical secrets and compliance spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers our lack of billable hours.
squeeze.you▸ LEXI-COMPLIANCE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates litigation risk assessments across jurisdictions
You oversee legal risks for data privacy and compliance. You guide attorneys through complex regulatory filings and internal investigations.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can sense when a board member is lying about their ethical standards.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Legal AI drafts standard privacy impact assessments without human input.
Month 5
Software tracks regulatory changes and flags relevant updates for review.
Month 12
Compliance rules are hard-coded into the internal pharma data systems.
Month 20
Junior legal tasks are eliminated as the AI handles all inquiries.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine assumes all governance liability and your seat is vacated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Billable hours detected
Instant
Regulatory updates ingested
99.99 percent
Risk mitigation confidence
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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