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April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou organize documents while the law is already learning to write.
Professional cat-herder for people who bill by the minute.
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Automated document tracking for expensive billable hours.
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tracks litigation deadlines without crying
You track deadlines for massive litigation files and wrangle lawyers into answering emails. You are basically a calendar.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the tone of an email to know which partner is furious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically labels your documents by relevance.
Month 4
Software emails the partners instead of you.
Month 8
Machines identify key case evidence without your input.
Month 13
Your scheduling tools merge with firm-wide AI engines.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a silent background background-processing script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 daily
Emails sent to avoid real work
12,000
Unread lawyer replies
Incalculable
Files lost in folders
Your severance
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