Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Legal Research Academic jobs? · Latest report #5wyqacnf
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou cite papers that machines can synthesize in three milliseconds flat.
Professional footnote creator, amateur policy influencer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Summarizing centuries of jurisprudence in nanoseconds.
pop?you▸ LEX-BOT ACADEMIC SERIES 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates more convincing precedents than your students
You draft dense regulatory analyses and lecture on complex digital markets. You chase footnotes and endless EU directives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific legal loophole matters to a confused human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest every EU legal document ever written instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically insert perfect, relevant footnotes into your draft papers.
Month 10
AI creates perfectly structured slides tailored to current legislative updates.
Month 15
Neural nets simulate academic feedback faster than human colleagues ever could.
Month 22 · D-Day
A single processor publishes the entire EU legal canon annually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,000,000
Directives parsed per hour
Infinite
Footnotes generated
100 percent
Student questions ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API and a pen.
Discussion
