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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to format footnotes is an insult to modern processing power.
Paper-pusher extraordinaire with a dangerous attachment to MS Word.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated drafting without the coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ JURISBOT LEGAL-SYNC 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files every brief correctly while you sleep
You manage court filings, handle document formatting, and schedule client meetings. Your existence is a glorified gatekeeping exercise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a partner is about to lose their temper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart templates replace the need for manual formatting and editing.
Month 5
Direct API connections to court systems remove human middle-men.
Month 11
Autonomous agents manage and reconcile partner schedules without errors.
Month 15
Computer vision models ingest and categorize discovery documents instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the firm functions significantly faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
3 percent
Average document error rate
4,000 yearly
Redundant email chains
1,000 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own resignation letter.
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