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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Professional lunch buyer and cold-email professional.
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Closing deals while you sleep in.
toast.you▸ JURISPRO LEADGEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules endless lunch meetings automatically
You chase law firms to sell court reporting and mock trials using lunches and cold outreach emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a lawyer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers crawl bar association rosters to find your targets daily.
Month 5
Algorithms send hyper-personalized pitches that look like human writing.
Month 10
Software negotiates and signs service agreements without human intervention.
Month 16
Digital agents manage firm sentiment through predictive touchpoints.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to a final, entirely automated exit lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.02 percent
Cold call conversion rate
120 dollars
Cost per steak dinner
44 percent
CRM entry accuracy
Your severance
A one-year supply of company-branded golf balls.
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