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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are currently training your own digital replacement via PowerPoint presentations.
Strategic advisor for people who refuse to use Chrome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing strategy with direct execution.
wheee!you▸ LEXAUTO-CONSULT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates compliance workflows in milliseconds
You draft change management strategies to force lawyers to use document automation tools they hate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior partner is actually lying about their tech readiness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software directly maps every manual process in the firm overnight.
Month 5
Interactive AI guides replace your lunch-and-learn presentation sessions entirely.
Month 10
The system configures itself without human consultant intervention or guidance.
Month 15
Partners realize they can fire you to pay for the software.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked and the system runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1,200/year
Hours spent on slide decks
14%
Lawyer adoption rate
4,500
Change management emails sent
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF merger tool.
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