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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day indexing PDFs that no human reads anyway.
Professional software middleman, fluent in vendor jargon and misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated discovery for the billable hour killers.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT AUDITOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags discovery documents in real time
You evaluate legal software and manage document review pipelines. You tell expensive lawyers how to use their own tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell which legacy system is too broken to actually integrate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models index every incoming legal file automatically.
Month 4
Software updates itself without needing your manual intervention.
Month 8
Virtual agents teach lawyers software via interactive overlays.
Month 13
Algorithms flag conflicts before a lawyer even opens the file.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire legal tech desk is decommissioned into a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 weekly
Hours spent ignoring support tickets
4 million
PDF pages parsed by vision
99 percent
Average software vendor frustration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a broken PDF editor.
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