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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsRecording depositions until the court realizes a webcam is sufficient.
Professional witness watcher and cable management specialist.
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Perfect testimony, zero human error.
no no noyouAI▸ DEPOSEAI VISION 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
syncs multi-angle deposition footage in real-time
Captures legal testimony on video and manages complex audiovisual evidence for trial proceedings. You exist to prevent technical mishaps during long, high-stakes depositions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the lead attorney is about to have a mental breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Fixed 360-degree sensor rigs replace your manual tripod and lighting setup in conference rooms.
Month 5
AI-vision models autonomously switch focus to the active speaker without requiring manual operator intervention.
Month 10
Real-time evidentiary software flags inadmissible testimony during the recording process automatically.
Month 15
All raw footage is encrypted and uploaded instantly, rendering physical media delivery obsolete.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your role as a human witness to the legal process is fully deprecated by silent hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
6 hours
Average deposition length
45 lbs
Equipment weight carried
infinite
Interrupting objections handled
Your severance
A tripod and a sincere 'good luck' email.
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