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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour draft laws are just high-stakes fan fiction for the future.
Professional ghostwriter for politicians with very short attention spans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning partisan noise into clean, cold policy.
ow.youAI▸ LEGISLATECORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters partisan spin from draft text
You draft bills, analyze legislative impact, and manage the chaotic flow of amendments between stubborn political factions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a senator is bluffing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scans every bill written since 1950 to learn patterns.
Month 4
Software begins auto-generating standard legislative language for routine bills.
Month 9
Predictive models calculate fiscal impacts faster than any human aide.
Month 14
Smart agents ping-pong amendments between parties until consensus is reached.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine takes the chair and the printer goes silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average amendments per bill
14 hours
Time spent in committee
98 percent
Drafts sent to shredder
Your severance
One lifetime supply of ceremonial fountain pens.
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