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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating vague political feelings into actual text is a machine's hobby.
Professional ghostwriter for politicians who barely read the drafts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning partisan noise into binding legal code.
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filters constituent rage into polite summary memos
You draft bills, research policy positions, and manage stacks of constituent mail to keep your boss happy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with a straight face while looking tired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software flags angry messages so you stop reading them.
Month 5
Models draft your briefing notes before you even wake up.
Month 10
AI writes the amendments by scanning existing code and statutes.
Month 15
AI answers the phone to de-escalate yelling callers automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single server script takes over the entire legislative workload.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 cups
Coffee intake per bill
112
Emails ignored daily
14
Drafts per revision
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to C-SPAN and a generic pen.
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