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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague political whims into unreadable bills nobody actually reads.
Professional ghostwriter for people who can't spell policy.
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Turning partisan talking points into legal text.
help!youAI▸ STATUTESYNTHESIZER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming mail to suppress public outrage
You draft legislation, manage constituent correspondence, and prepare briefing memos for politicians who ignore your advice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which committee chairman is having a bad day by his tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models begin drafting your briefing memos automatically.
Month 4
Smart software replies to constituents without your intervention.
Month 8
Algorithms suggest amendments based on party platform logic.
Month 13
The office workflow engine handles scheduling and report collation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine writes the bill and the politician signs it alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumption per bill
32 weekly
Average hours spent in meetings
94 percent
Percent of work ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm office coffee.
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