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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou turn angry constituent emails into canned paragraphs nobody ever reads.
Professional ghostwriter for people who hate reading emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating form letters that sound almost human.
brr.you▸ LEGIBOT PRO 5.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming mail into perfect bins
Drafting responses to constituent policy inquiries and tracking legislative trends in congressional databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which specific constituent will actually show up to cause a scene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
An LLM categorizes your inbox into simple sentiment buckets.
Week 6
Templates pull current talking points directly from official sources.
Week 12
Routine responses go live without waiting for your eyes.
Month 4
You transition from writing to just monitoring the output.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.02%
Form letter variance
Excessive
Coffee intake
Instant
Response time
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic news aggregator.
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