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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading policy nuance for predictive text and a faster bill draft.
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You draft legislation, manage committee schedules, and navigate bureaucratic pushback. We automate the paper trail entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Our software drafts briefing memos from public hearing transcripts.
Month 7
Lobbyists interface directly with the Legislative Director bot.
Month 14
Systems flag conflicting amendments before they reach the floor.
Month 23
The AI runs millions of scenarios to find the optimal compromise.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The bot produces laws faster than the humans can sign them.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
200x faster
Bill drafting speed
Zero
Amended clause conflicts
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