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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsReplacing the human filter for your state senator's expensive, unread papers.
Professional reader of boring text for wealthy people.
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splat.you▸ LAWBOT LEGISLATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes on legislation before it is published
Reads and summarizes complex legislation to suggest how a state politician should vote on new laws.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the senator's weird, inconsistent personal grudges.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes every bill introduced in the state legislature.
Month 3
It ranks bill impact against the senator's known donor interests.
Month 6
The AI writes summaries in the exact tone of your boss.
Month 10
It suggests votes based on polling data from the district.
Month 14 · D-Day
The senator fires the staff and trusts the prompt outputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
15,000
Bills parsed per second
Inevitably high
Human error rate
99.9 percent
Bias detection accuracy
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital newspaper archive.
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