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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour summaries are just expensive filler for a prompt-engineered void.
Professional highlighter and tracker of dying policies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated policy tracking for the cynical age.
help!youAI▸ LEGISYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters congressional hearings in real-time
You track draft legislation, summarize policy whitepapers, and perform opposition research on rival energy mandates. Your existence is basically a glorified search engine with better dental.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a senator loses interest during a boring briefing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin auto-summarizing incoming policy briefs before you even open the file.
Month 3
Robotic process agents sync donor and voter data from public APIs without your manual Excel input.
Month 6
Your repetitive memos are replaced by template-locked AI generators that mimic your principal's specific tone.
Month 10
High-frequency scraping services alert clients to legislative changes seconds after they are filed on portals.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your firm disables your login and gives the account to an LLM cluster for infinite efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
84%
Average word count ignored
12/wk
Hours spent updating spreadsheets
0
Legislative typos caught
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee.
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