Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Lego Content Creator jobs? · Latest report #vz4hw493
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPlastic bricks don't need a host to tell you they exist.
Professional box-opener and plastic-clicker for the algorithm.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect builds, zero personality, infinite uploads.
oof.youAI▸ BRICKBOT STUDIO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite unboxing videos overnight
You film yourself opening boxes and assembling sets for viewers. You edit footage to build engagement for the algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine disappointment when a rare brick is missing from the bag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart lights calibrate to eliminate glare without your manual adjustment.
Week 11
AI writes the script for your unboxing and narrative structure.
Month 5
Robotic arms build sets with perfect speed and consistency.
Month 8
An AI clone narrates your build with the perfect excitement level.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system uploads infinite perfect content, rendering your channel redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 hours
Average build time
3 kilograms
Plastic waste per video
8 seconds
Human viewer attention span
Your severance
A lifetime supply of grey baseplates and loneliness.
Discussion
