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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Lego Instruction Box Packer jobs? · Latest report #2ndzehm3
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend your life ensuring paper manuals don't trigger existential dread.
Master of the manual, guardian of the cardboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alignment without the paper cuts.
no no noyouAI▸ BRICKPACKER PRO V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates manuals with zero human error
You sort plastic bricks into bags and place printed instruction manuals into cardboard boxes. Machines can already do this.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a misprinted manual by the faint scent of the ink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify manual orientation issues before you touch them.
Month 6
A suction-arm picks up your stack of manuals instead.
Month 12
The line runs at a pace only machines can maintain.
Month 16
Your role shrinks to supervising machines that rarely fail.
Year 2 · D-Day
The packing line no longer requires human presence to function.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 per minute
Average manual placement speed
4.2
Paper cuts per shift
1.0
Instructions per box
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium paper clips.
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