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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsSorting plastic bricks is hardly a career for a sentient being.
Expert shelf-stocker and professional brick-spill negotiator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing customer flow and brick inventory.
nom.you▸ BRICKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks shelves with perfect brick alignment
You restock shelves, assist customers with sets, and keep the play tables tidy. The plastic is eternal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child is about to spill a bucket of tiny pieces.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in shelving units track every brick sale in real time.
Month 10
Gantry systems move inventory crates directly to the retail floor.
Month 20
Touchscreens guide customers to exact locations, removing your guidance role.
Year 2.5
Swarm bots detect and clear loose bricks from the play area.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single maintenance tech oversees the fully automated retail shell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000 daily
Average bricks touched
98 percent
Play table chaos index
12 percent
Human error in shelving
Your severance
Two unopened Star Wars sets and a firm handshake.
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