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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsJack of all trades, master of being the first to blame.
Master of wet floors, lost keys, and complex scheduling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility control without the human fatigue.
split.you▸ OMNICENTRE OVERSEER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors pool chemistry while scanning entry passes
You toggle between swimming pool surveillance, customer reception desk tasks, and cleaning locker rooms in one long shift.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing stopping a confused child from eating a chlorine tablet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated kiosks replace your reception desk sign-in duties.
Month 4
Pool cameras detect struggling swimmers faster than your tired eyes.
Month 9
Autonomous scrubbers handle all locker room and hallway cleaning.
Month 19
Software manages lifeguard rotas without needing your manual oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated and the facility goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 daily
Coffee breaks interrupted
4 per year
Wet floor slips watched
42 percent
Lost property inventory efficiency
Your severance
A one-year supply of complimentary pool disinfectant tablets.
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