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Your job has an expiration date
August 3, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsWatching people play in water is not a career choice.
Professional referee of cannonballs and hallway runners.
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Total facility oversight without the attitude.
help!youAI▸ POOLWATCHER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects laser beams at reckless swimmers
You monitor pool safety, enforce facility rules, and manage junior staff rotations during public swimming sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a kid is about to start running on wet tiles.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed sensors start watching pool movement patterns.
Month 6
Speakers automatically yell at kids running on the deck.
Month 12
Sensors adjust water balance without human intervention.
Month 16
Automated entry gates replace your manual check-in duties.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all leisure activities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14 per hour
Whistle blowing frequency
42 incidents
Rules ignored per shift
3 per day
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a better, robot-run pool.
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