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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to look busy while denying loans is truly admirable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying loans with zero human empathy.
pop?you▸ CREDIBOT V8.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags risk patterns before the human breathes
You evaluate creditworthiness by reviewing bank statements and tax documents. You then reject applicants using pre-determined, rigid guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a borrower is lying to your face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software reads your scanned documents faster than your eyes can.
Month 4
Algorithms learn to replicate your denial patterns with perfect consistency.
Month 8
The system issues loan denials without human review or intervention.
Month 12
Applicants interact with a chatbot that is nicer than you are.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access codes are deleted and the desk is dismantled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average denial speed
12 percent
Human error rate
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
Two weeks of LinkedIn Premium and a calculator.
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