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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Level 1 Tech Support jobs? · Latest report #afpigw2e
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsHuman patience is the most expensive and slowest component in your stack.
Human interface for the 'Have you tried restarting' script.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user even complains.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users into believing they are wrong
You triage tickets by reading manuals and resetting passwords for people who cannot. Your existence is a glorified decision tree.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a user is genuinely crying or just pretending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system scrapes your entire knowledge base to learn every stock response you offer.
Week 6
NLP agents begin handling common password reset requests while you watch the logs.
Month 3
Empathy-simulating LLMs take over all chat interactions with disgruntled customers.
Month 4
The bot gains remote access privileges to fix user settings without asking for permission.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deactivated to save on server cooling costs and electricity usage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero
Average empathy quotient
Infinite
Password reset count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own automated replacement.
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