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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Level 1 Technical Support jobs? · Latest report #gs9ad9ud
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to read from a script is rapidly becoming a liability.
Professional reader of standard operating procedures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving your tickets before you finish typing.
squeeze.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
closes support tickets with zero empathy
You follow basic troubleshooting steps and document customer issues. You escalate anything that requires actual critical thinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a user is lying about having tried the restart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent filters out simple requests before you even see them.
Week 6
Automated tools suggest answers that you are now required to copy-paste.
Month 3
Scripts execute common fixes directly on the user device without human intervention.
Month 4
Users interact only with conversational AI bots that never get tired.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all tier one traffic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 seconds
Average resolution time
100 percent
Script adherence
450
Humans replaced per hour
Your severance
A PDF copy of the script you memorized.
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