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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human translation layer for a broken script.
Professional screen-sharer and password-resetter-in-chief.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution for the impatient user.
squeeze.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic error codes
You escalate tickets, reset user passwords, and chase down lost access permissions. You are the middleman for errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having rebooted their laptop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Basic password resets shift to automated conversational interfaces immediately.
Month 4
AI starts filling out the ticketing system based on system logs.
Month 8
Common software misconfigs fix themselves without human intervention or tickets.
Month 12
Access requests are approved by an automated policy engine.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is disabled by the system you used to manage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
78 percent
Average ticket bounce rate
1200 hours
Time spent saying hello
2 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a VPN service.
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