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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a manual bridge between a user and documentation.
Professional screen-shotter and password reset specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution without the human attitude.
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mutes the user during screen share
You triage tickets, reset passwords, and read knowledge base articles aloud to employees who refuse to read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent sorts your tickets better than you ever did.
Month 5
Users reset their own passwords via a simple chat bot.
Month 10
Automated scripts apply the fixes for known software bugs.
Month 15
Inventory management systems handle shipping and tracking automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your last dongle and the server handles the rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
98%
tickets solved by googling
12 seconds
average patience per user
3
coffee mugs on desk
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic ticketing platform.
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