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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou are just a human ticket-routing script that needs sleep.
Professional breaker of VPNs and resetter of passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolves complex infrastructure debt autonomously.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets based on intent
You escalate complex client network issues and manage server infrastructure. You solve tickets that Level 1 cannot handle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about restarting their server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts monitoring your ticket queue to learn patterns.
Month 3
Scripts handle common password resets and server reboots.
Month 8
Advanced models predict hardware failure before it even happens.
Month 13
Clients stop asking for you by name entirely.
Month 15 · D-Day
The server room is now fully self-healing and self-aware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12 annually
Coffee consumption units
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year supply of compressed air for keyboards.
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