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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Level 3 IT Support jobs? · Latest report #a3steme4
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day fixing what the Level 2s broke yesterday.
The person who knows exactly why the VPN failed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System stability without the human ego.
ow.youAI▸ KERNELFIXER-88▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical vulnerabilities while you sleep
You solve complex server crashes, network routing failures, and deep software bugs that stump everyone else.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a colleague is lying about rebooting the server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies patterns in your logs faster than you can.
Month 3
Robotic scripts test and apply fixes across the entire infrastructure.
Month 8
Virtual routing layers fix their own connectivity issues without human input.
Month 13
AI models resolve tickets by cross-referencing your entire documentation history.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system assumes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
99.999
Average uptime percent
Zero
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Your severance
A decommissioned server chassis and a manual.
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