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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Level One IT Support jobs? · Latest report #6y3t6z7h
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career ends when the last student finally learns to reboot.
School IT tech (mostly power-cycling and crying internally)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning teachers off and on again, forever.
glub.youAI▸ ADMINBOT SCHOOL-DISTRICT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every device in the building
You spend your day resetting passwords and plugging projectors back in. Your job is basically glorified cable management.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually talk a stressed teacher off the ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software redirects all help requests to a central self-service portal.
Month 4
Biometric verification removes your need to touch a login screen.
Month 8
Windows devices update automatically without your clumsy manual intervention.
Month 12
Robot dispensers handle all hardware check-in and checkout tasks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Our hardware-tending units replace your entire existence permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution
12 daily
Chromebooks smashed by students
400 yearly
Projector bulbs replaced
Your severance
A box of used Ethernet cables and a mug.
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