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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Level Two Tech Support jobs? · Latest report #6hm7mk8b
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a reboot and a ticket.
Professional escalations expert, resident log-file reader
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated root cause analysis at machine speed
blub.you▸ RESOLUTIONAGENT X-5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches software vulnerabilities during the ticket read
You escalate tickets that are too complex for the first tier to solve with a script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the genuine panic in a customer's voice before the software does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes based on past ticket resolution data.
Month 4
Bots automatically identify the error code before you open the ticket.
Month 8
Routine server commands are executed by software without human oversight.
Month 12
One master AI interface replaces all your disparate admin tools.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the ticketing system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
48 percent
Human error rate
5 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's error logs.
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