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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Lexicographer jobs? · Latest report #2t78bhq3
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating the dictionary to define 'redundant' as your current career path.
Professional word-wrangler, etymology enthusiast, chronic semicolon user.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The final word in language processing.
oof.youAI▸ LEXICORE 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redefines your professional existence as obsolete
Tracking word usage and editing dictionary entries through complex, multi-layered citation analysis and etymological research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, evolving cultural shift behind a word that models cannot grasp.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin scraping global text usage to identify trending linguistic shifts.
Month 4
Models generate precise, dictionary-grade entries without needing human drafting cycles.
Month 8
Algorithmic committees replace humans in verifying etymological roots and usage.
Month 12
The dictionary becomes a living stream, no longer needing human editorial schedules.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the master editorial terminal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12,000
Entries processed per hour
Zero
Etymology errors
Non-existent
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A vintage 1922 hardbound dictionary and a polite wave.
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