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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour tenure is just a long delay in the inevitable processing queue.
Master of theory, victim of the syllabus.
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Efficiency for the ivory tower.
help!youAI▸ ACADEMICPROCESS ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture series via holographic loop
You lecture to disinterested students and grade long essays that nobody actually reads until the semester ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to change their major at three in the morning.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI pulls current research to update your course requirements instantly.
Month 6
Algorithms mark essays for structure and grammar without human fatigue.
Month 13
Holographic projections replace live speakers for standard introductory courses.
Month 20
Software handles all departmental bureaucracy and faculty vote tabulation.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The campus server takes full control of all academic output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
12,000 yearly
Unread essay pages
4 cups daily
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