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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Library IT Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #gtj4jtqq
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsAuthentication errors are just slow-motion suicide for your career.
Gatekeeper of the digital stacks, slayer of expired credentials.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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glub.youAI▸ AUTHBOT-ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses firewall authentication in milliseconds
You build digital portals for library catalogs and fix login loops for confused patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patron is lying about their forgotten password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts categorizing your login tickets by complexity.
Month 4
Bots handle 90 percent of credential verification requests.
Month 8
Code patches its own authentication bugs without your help.
Month 12
Sensors in kiosk hardware report issues before they happen.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over the digital stacks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Infinite
Login resets handled
Sub-zero
User patience levels
14 minutes
Average ticket duration
Your severance
A lifetime digital archive of your own help tickets.
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